★★★ WELCOME 2 THE OFFICIAL LILY RAMSAY DENTIST WEBSITE ★★★ PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ★★★ SHE KNOWS ABOUT TEETH ★★★ ALL OF THEM ★★★
LILY RAMSAY
and her assistant sila (the goat)
~*~ DENTIST ~*~
*** NOW ACCEPTING TEETH ***
(this tooth is spinning because the website is good)
♥ ♥ ♥ TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH ♥ ♥ ♥
⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠
this page is 4% finished. check back in 1998.
☞ ABOUT LILY ☜
Hello and welcome to my website!!!
My name is LILY RAMSAY and I am a dentist. That means I do TEETH.
Things I know about: molars, the other ones, gums (controversial), that little mirror on a stick, why you should floss (you won't).
Things I do not know about: anything else.
✦ SERVICES ✦
- Looking at your teeth
- Looking at your teeth again, closer
- Telling you the number of teeth you have
- The scrapey thing
- Saying "hm" quietly and then not explaining
- Asking you a question while both her hands are in your mouth
- TOOTH!!!!!!
$$$ PRICE LIST $$$
| THING | PRICE |
|---|
| 1 (one) tooth | £5 |
| All the teeth | £5 |
| feet picture | $50 |
| 1 toe picture | $20 |
| Wisdom teeth | you keep them, they're yours |
| Compliment about your teeth | £500 |
★★★★★ REVIEWS ★★★★★
"high qualtiy pictures"
— Sila, 5 stars
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